Just for Fun...
Hello, my name is Jimmy, and I’m a staff member of the Eton Advocate. In this special article, I’ll explain what could make Eton a better school - fantasy wise, that is.
It would be really cool if Eton had edible education. It would simply work as explained: The teachers give the student some studying or whatever, which is a special powder that you sprinkle onto your favorite food. The brand name would be “Eton’s Extremely Educational Edibles” or “Quadruple E” for short, and once eaten, it would send signals to your brain. Those signals would contain educational minerals and vitamins, and as a result, it would make you smarter the more you ate it. The powder itself would be as effective as one school day for every time you eat it. To prevent an overdose to “cheat” your way out of going to school anyway, the container would have a secured lock on the cap that requires a randomizing password. The password itself would be an educational question that you must answer. Another great suggestion for Eton is a slide to each classroom. For this, a staircase in each classroom would go to each other corresponding classroom. Basically, it’s a transit system that is faster than walking and contains more fun. Also, to prevent students from deliberately holding up the slide, whether it’s at the beginning or the end, there’s an emergency water ignition button that enables water to slide down the chute and force the student down it. At the end of the emergency water slide, a dryer with temperatures of 95 degrees and special quick-drying methods would dry the student in a ten second interval so he or she doesn’t drag water into the classrooms. So what do you think about these? Send me some feedback on my fantasizing suggestions about what Eton could use! |
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